The female manager dictating the dress code for bartenders
"If my six year old can see up your skirt it is too damn short!!"
A woman describing the axieties of moving to Virginia from Metro New York City.
"We were afraid we wouldn't be able to get good Chinese"
(she eventually gave local Chinese food her approval)
A bartender in response to a comment on her somewhat revealing blouse
"It's my pay the rent shirt."
The kitchen staff after I thanked them for putting up with the kitchen heat.
"No problem, we're from Guatemala. We know real hot."
W. was describing the scene at the campus of a large southern university where he took his daughter to start the semester
“I’ve never seen so many good looking honey blondes with boob jobs driving Mercedes- and they were the mothers!!!.”
A flustered and very busy waitress asked the people at the table next to mine if they were ready for their check. Their reply:
" Can we have our food first?"
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