After hearing the bartender tell of the virtues of the young man she was dating an experienced customer advised:
"Love is just a socially acceptable form of bi-polar disorder.I suggest you immediately take a lithium pill."
The relative difficulty of raising sons versus daughters is a never ending discussion. One woman said she asked her father who was the most difficult to raise-her or her brother-and received the following answer:
"With a son you only have to worry about one person's testosterone getting him into trouble. With a daughter you have to worry about all the testosterone in the world."
(Note: Language slightly changed)
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